Amazed that those two get the same punishment.

I was laughing so hard at this my boyfriend woke up in the other room and started laughing, going , "Hah-huh, what?... What, babe? What's so funny? Heh... You sound posessed."

"easier left to fate" NONONONONO! I agree that there's no "perfect time" for having a baby, but making responsible choices is important! This is the only life you get!

This country too, right? :-/

Thanks! Send me a link!

Mmmmaybe....?

You are an ideal collector. I have a couple like you in my life, but you are rare and beautiful creatures.

Dude, that is a HORRIBLE story— I wasn't even commenting on a scar because I didn't see one! Guuuuhhh!

I'll bet anything she's had one of those turkey gobbler neck-lift procedures... I am TOTALLY doing that first.

You're over-thinking what it means to be a social animal.

Think that's a drug-sniffing rat? It looks pretty dozey.

Do or do not be a good cop, there is no try.

I am having heard palpitations reading this. It is so pathetic. I know. Ugh....

You must be British...

Toaster strudel would have been more impressive and delicious.

Helps if you were in a band or played music that got good enough to be signed at some point. That way you get into a publishing contract, which basically means that for any song you write or help write and do percentages or "points" on, You have to be able to play music and/or write lyrics (see Elton and Bernie), but…

I'm 29. :*(

As others have done the math already—- there's something going on besides just smoking an impossible amount of weed. Is she sponsoring a whole high school of potheads as well?

Ive never heard of a 30-something woman breaking into pop music production. Ever.

This is cool, but would anybody besides me be more impressed if she were, say, a 30-something?