I want to say something funny about zucchinis, but... i can't...

I think my brain exploded. Like, actually and for real. What in the holy f#ck??? AUGh

Gatorade and s banana brought me back from the brink of death once.

White suits reflect light. Crisp, natural fabrics don't make you sweat so bad either.

The fact that breasts are sexualized in a way that men's pectoral muscles are not. The fact that men are more sexually aggressive in most cases than men.

I believe I may have some of these "earning disabilities" of which you speak. Do you think that could be remedied by having a third parent who is a hedge funder? Or even a small business owner who wishes to teach me the family trade?

If you had paid attention to any of the posts here from women, it is uncomfortable to the point to threatening to see a man looking at the page three girl then looking at you, a real live 3D female human.

THIS. Thank YOU!

Hello there! You seem to have missed the point that this is a daily newspapers read in public! Now kindly GTFO.

Yes, but perhaps not on the tube. Looking from photo to woman on her way to work. Do you not think the instant comparison clicks in? It's demeaning.

Why is you looking at boobs more important than my feeling safe?

*ahem* No I certainly do NOT think "everyone has the right to be titillated in the tube, or wherever." That is disgusting. Are we not a bit more civilised than beasts—control your horn, men and women, for when you are in private. I do NOT want to see it or be near it.

This is wonderful information!

Are you my spirit animal?

Augh fuck! Get that far away from me!

I can't believe I just read this. I think I'm stupider now.

Do you think these statistics have any bearing on reality? They are a joke.

My partner wears these, and they are the hotttttttest.

How is this tragic (and not untrue for me)??

It's spelled "Saddle," and oh man that's bothering me...