I’ve been a Republican for a long time and the only thing I can do is look at this shit show, shake my head, and not vote for any of these clowns. We need a Republican party that looks at the Democrat’s ideas and says “that’s a good idea now let’s figure out how to afford it.” We don’t need the Republican party to…

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

#blackcoffeematters

Why Would Anyone Defend Greg Hardy?

I call bullshit, if Hardy “pushes the team” there’s no way he has a pile of guns big enough for 53 people to land on.

“My offer is nothing. That’s promo code: NOTHING.”

(I thought it was the Seahawk Way *not* to run in tense situations???)

It doesn’t! Except E-Trade is legal, and online poker/sports betting...........

Call it gambling, legalize gambling, and regulate it.

Why is there a long block quote from Abe Simpson in this story about Jerry Jones?

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Burneko, this is right and good and correct and excellent and for a (one can only assume very) temporary period you are not the absolute worst.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

Let me just counter with this as a perfectly stable Bears fan:

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…