As a Panthers fan, I can’t wait for that “How the hell did we lose to a McCown?” feeling Sunday afternoon.

You should issue an apology for that shit comment.

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

In a just world he would be the world leader in getting hit by trains;

The Onion nailed it this week: http://www.theonion.com/article/giants…

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

I am rarely serious and earnest posting here but as a disabled Veteran and the husband of a VA Social Worker who works with homeless Vets, please allow me to thank you for the work you do.

I am Monica the Monster from the fan section. I’m fighting back some tears right now at my office desk trying not to think about the NFC Championship. I would pay good money to have that memory erased completely.

“NFL Owner” is a bad look when their average accomplishments amount to “not enough DWI’s for a felony conviction yet” and “too fat to need a coat.”

I feel like the appropriate sexual trade for a Washington scoop is the reporter has a casual glance across the room but actually looking past you at their friends, but you totally waved and looked dumb.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

Have... have you seen Serena the last few years, dude?

What’s wrong with Beadle?

You’ve gotta think RG3 is counting the minutes until he’s a free agent and he can sign with a less dysfunctional franchise, like the Jets, Raiders, or the Republican Party.

“Plenty of people tell me that being forcibly sent down a trail that will be fraught with tears isn’t so bad.”

You know what? As a gay person who’s been subjected to repeated legal discrimination—including being blocked from marrying my partner of over a decade until a couple of months ago, being subject to a ban on LGBT adoption, having to hire an attorney to draft POA and hospital visitation documents just so I could see my…

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

This is a terrible fucking analysis.