What possible “proof” can Trump be presenting this afternoon to undermine 7 different people’s claims over a stretch of 35 years?

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

Plus, a genuine apology wouldn’t insist that this news story is a “distraction from the important issues.” No, you irredeemably predatory fuckwit, your inability to see women as human beings (as opposed to body parts for you to grope) *is* an important issue!

This is actually a large part of the reason Republicans oppose early voting efforts. Republicans tend to have the type of jobs that allow them to take time off to vote (or attend rallies) whereas the Democratic base, with a less affluent working core, often doesn’t have that luxury. If you minimize alternative times…

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

Yeah, people’s perspectives tend to change once you use misrepresentations to justify your supporters’ use of misogyny and threats and then refuse to concede after you’ve lost.

This is amazing:

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

Thanks for the input, Molière.

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

Still sounds like Daniel Day-Lewis performing Shakespeare compared to Phil Simms.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Quick, someone explain the Fast and Furious chronology to him!

Let it be Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan!

Excuse for using your joke as a jumping point, but it’s no coincidence that two of the more thoughtful, provocative voices on police violence are Greg and Bomani, two journalists who are nominally in sports, for the same reason it took a threatened boycott by a football team to make Mizzou a national story.