Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

This is the best one.

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

Chef: MY MOM

Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

This is the worst take.

My favorite so far:

You made a slight miscalculation:

How many assists did Roomba have?

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Drew is insane for picking the Browns in that 300 game scenario and now I’m convinced that the sabbatical is rehab. The correct answer is the Brooklyn Nets if you’re a basketball guy, and the Coyotes if you’re a hockey guy.

1: “One, Two, Three, Infinity” by George Gamow

Lebron: “3 seed, 4 seed, Johnny Appleseed, Joel Embiid. Don’t matter. Cavs in 6.”

100% of the fish die after being released.

I told my kids they could each say ONE time during the week, “Come on, Dad, it’s Spring Break,” and then they would get whatever they were begging for. Usually they kept it in their pocket until the last day and they’d get that morning ice cream.

So I know this isn’t the point but that @SDUncovered tweet about the Big Bay Boom piqued my interest. Per Wikipedia, the Big Bay Boom is an annual Independence Day fireworks display in San Diego, and in 2012, a show went awry: 7,000 fireworks, intended for a 17-minute display, discharged prematurely and simultaneously…

I have an ugly teal 2000 F150 with one of those cab and a half arrangements. You know them, it has the tiny doors on the back that will trap you in a parking lot. And yes, it will carry 6 people, 3 of which will be uncomfortable and three of which will be only slightly less uncomfortable.

I have several friends who have struggled with this question over the last five years. My thing is this: no parents were curating their kids’ Star Wars experience back when the originals came out, other than deciding whether or not to take them to the theatre or rent them the movie. None of us grew up being told to…

Don't eat the salads at any restaurants. I've been working the food industry for 66 and 1/6th years. Each "lettuce" leaf is made from the spines of dead baby capybara fetuses. There's a factory in Regina, Canada that processes these spines. First they crush them into a fine powder that is mixed with a by-product of…