A comment that I read earlier about how dreary driving around in the 1990's must’ve been took me down a trip through Memory Lane. No technology, no navigation systems, no way for most people to call others (because cellphones weren’t all that common back then). I had to do some serious retrospect and conducted an…
1. All cars come standard with marijuana hidden in the interior.
...I ran into awesomeness the wild. Apparently, he has a buddy that came with him:
Just gotta get through the summer. Until then, I’ll be watching NFL Network and dreaming.
That’s it. Feast your eyes on it. Let the reality of the situation fill your brain and accept the fact that a human being turned a REAL Volkswagen Beetle into a BBQ Smoker. This is happening whether you like it or not. And you can BUY IT.
Just for good measure. The rock world would implode if he went, too.
None of my clients are answering their phones, there’s virtually no one else in my office right now, I’m about to go on a road trip to Austin with buddies in two hours, I’m turning 40 this weekend, and it’s GORGEOUS outside.
It’s true. That is SO Warthog.
But I’m like...
“Daddy, if you could have any car you wanted, what car would you get?”
Every morning, I make a large cup of strong coffee with my Keurig. And every morning, I add five ice cubes and a splash of sugar-free hazelnut creamer to my coffee so I can chug it immediately, because I drink coffee for caffeine. And I want that caffeine NOW.
Dozens of snakes dumped in Arkansas Walmart parking lot.
If there’s money in it, investors want to invest in it. Here’s an article confirming as much (I noticed the logo first, then quickly researched it):
This potentially changes everything. Nikola Motors probably just shat their pants, BTW.
“Oh yes, the skies are friendly, but you didn’t make it to the sky, did you, Doc? Look out that window. Does it appear that this plane is flying to you? This is the ground, bitch, and you have something I want: that seat. Give it up. Or I’ll have Dwight and Simon here rough you up and take that seat from you.”
So the other day, I realized that my right front tire sounded like it was replaced by a Mickey Thompson Super Swamper (a LOT of road noise), so I took it to the same mechanic that burned down my truck 1.5 years ago to figure out what’s wrong. That’s where the lid to the Pandora’s Box swung wide open.
ALL HAIL BRT!!