Shenanigans isn't really the word I'd use for enslaving people...

Saudi Arabia is the worst. I'm glad this maid got away ok. It's lucky she was in the USA and not in SA. I hope her future is better than her past.

Saudi Arabia. Our allies, ladies and gentlemen.

Yup, turns out, outlawing abortion or making it hard to access doesn't actually lower the abortion rate overall, just the rate of safe abortions.

I pay attention to their disingenuous "pro-life" bullshit if Texas wasn't 50TH in access to prenatal care. Fucking 50th. Jump up my ass, fuckers.

Poor Marge. All she wanted to do is be an astronaut

Coathangers are the skeletons in Rick Perry's closet.

I appreciate the choice of clip, that teacher had it coming.

Actually, that was the doll's secret evil twin sister.

It's all fun and games until the doll gets tossed onto a grill.

GaAah! Jealous of you! Was there a decade ago and have been pining to be there at Christmas ever since.

Anyone who can walk into Harrods and come out with only a dog collar either possesses far greater restraint than I - or missed out the food court.

Go for the dog collar! You never know if the lipgloss will be sticky and you'll end up stashing it in the back of the ol' junk drawer because you will TOTALLY wear it again someday but then by the time you find it again it's a puddle of separated goo and cracked pigment chunks. Not that I'm talking from experience…

My thoughts exactly. I guess that worker was not worth a phone call, followed by a condescending tweet.

When he develops a sense of humility, which he won't ever, ever do.

It doesn't say "your evening happy cry, ladies!" I think the assumption is that anyone reading this, man, woman, or other, would cry because of this. Jez's audience isn't only women, after all.

My thoughts exactly. What kind of BS is his, he acts like an obnoxious brat and gets rewarded by getting to talk to Bill Clinton? What the hell.

why can't the church help children with Down syndrome that are already alive?

I'm pretty dissatisfied with their need to use a rape joke in every fucking episode.

He's not the original fish-kisser, but he may have been inspired by the original...