Christ, that poor child.

At first I thought this was some sort of pooch locator, as in, "where's my dog NOW?" And since my dog sleeps 20 of 24 hours, I would not need this app taking up space on my phone. But now, pretty cool.

After seeing just a few seconds of this video, I wish that mind zapper thing from Men in Black was a real thing. Gawd.

Destiny's child indeed. Mazel tov to the family.

As these photos do not showcase someone's dinner or the "duckface in the bathroom" shots, I agree wholeheartedly with the title of this piece.

Having spent 7th and 8th grade hiding in the locker room until everyone else took their showers after gym, I have never heard of a more perfect name for a phobia than this one.

Walmart: The company said Tuesday that it'll oversee its own public, "in-depth" safety inspections at the 270 Bangladesh factories it uses within six months.

I will only buy and drink this wine if it makes Jennifer Aniston jealous.

"The Incredibly Shrinking Kardashians"

That picture just reminds us that to "win" some things in life just aren't worth the Silkwood shower you would have to take every day to endure them.

Exactly. I can't watch the video at work, so hopefully so.

I think she's okay when she talks about her own experience since she knows her own struggles and how she got through them, but this, ugh. I think she should've stopped with her own story.

Oh Brendan. Don't make me like the Ravens! Kudos to you, young man.

I think this is just a ploy in order to eat Chik-Fil-A in peace and not be booed by his fans.

"She felt Morningside was not suitable for her. There were too many paparazzi everywhere and she didn't feel safe. Nobody close to her is happy about this. They think she's really not being smart."

This makes me wish I had a camera following me around all day that I could smirk into when I hear some dumb shit. Also, Ryan Gosling, hawt.

Ruh-roh. But reminds me of my favorite pirate joke.

When I was in my 20s (and thin) I was exhibiting all the signs of sleep apnea. Morning headaches, so tired when I drove into work I would rest my head on the door with the window open to try and stay awake, not to mention the NOT BREATHING episodes during the night that my boyfriend at the time said were scaring the…

Wow. I had no idea that identifying the parts of a female body with their correct name was pornography.

I think you're right, but for some reason my insurance wanted a referral to get one? I don't know if it's so women don't go around getting mammograms any time we want or what. Ya know, because we all LOVE getting them so much.