The Good Wife is amazing. I binge-watched it on Netflix last winter. When I grow up, I want to be Christine Baranski.

The last thing my gravely ill grandmother said to my mom before she died was "Don't talk politics with your father."
I have no advice, but may I offer you solidarity and sympathy.

Good evening, Jezzies! I've just caved and gotten Hulu Plus, and now I am OBSESSED with The Good Wife. Any other fans out there? What else should I be watching right now?

Trust me, something that most people don't know about me is that I'm trained and qualified to do CPR, AED, CERT, Childbirth and Advanced First Aid. I got my shit on lock.

It's not much of a horror story...

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

I might have a Thanksgiving horror on my hands right now. We'll see. My frantic conversation with the nice person who answered my call at Whole Foods this morning: "Hi! I bought a pre roasted turkey? For Thanksgiving? And it's, like, frozen. It's not supposed to be frozen?" *With elaborate patience* "It isn't…

Mark...did you just make me like Garth Brooks?

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

It is horrific that we will allow someone to be bullied to death with no intervention and then no justice following their death (specific to this case). But jesus, watch out, people are going to freak the fuck out over a newspaper.....how about we channel some of this outrage appropriately? You know, advocating for…

Very irrelevent. She's fucking dead.

Yeah, but at least when those responsible plead guilty, they're punished. Oh, wait........nevermind.

One of the teens who took photos of her alleged rape pled guilty to manufacturing child pornography and was sentenced earlier this month to no jail time and no probation.

"...numerous complaints from citizens." I'm so sure.

it took me a while to get over the cramps and I felt badly for a couple months before it all leveled off. I still have a period but it is pretty light. I'm glad I stuck it out but it was a rough start.

I had meant for this to be my SNS post this week and when the time came, I forgot. Normally, I hate when people use public forums to mention random Kickstarter campaigns but hear me out on this one...

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"

they're being targeted by "rabid homosexual activists."

I did not really like Frozen, and I barely made through the one viewing of the movie. However, I love pentatonix and I can watch this every day and it still makes me laugh.

Where's Egg?