Wait, wait, wait...what the hell is this all about?

Wow this looks great! They even put one black person in the whole movie!

The scene where Drew Barrymore is walking out of that asshole's castle because she FUCKING SAVED HERSELF while whats-his-name was riding up to "rescue" her was a defining moment for my budding feminist self. EVER AFTER 4 EVA.

Their poor parents :(

19 years old. JESUS.

NO

I honestly cannot believe I read that. It's either an A grade troll or an asshole you can see from space.

OMG! The raccoon at 3:20 - particularly his get away - is hilarious!

I think it's more that she took it out 12 years ago because otherwise the publisher would drop the book. She probably wasn't valuable enough to Harper Collins for them to fight to publish it.

Only people like ME deserve to be treated fairly.

NFL cheerleaders sue for being paid less than minimum wage: Why don't they get real jobs then? That job isn't about the money; guess they should've gotten a STEM degree. Pardon me if I don't weep for beautiful women getting paid because of their looks.

Yes.

Cue the "people who make a lot of money/more money than me cannot complain about institutionalized sexism and inequality" trolls. It doesn't matter how much money a person makes if their industry believes it's permissible to pay a man double, or ten times, or more for doing the same or materially similar job. Or, if…

Because Happy Holidays and also nativity scenes aren't allowed on courthouse lawns anymore, basically.

The face in the first video looks like a low-rent Wil Wheaton playing evil Santa Claus. Can I watch that movie instead?

Yup, I had a friend like that in school. He expected me to always be available or drop what I was doing for him. And sometimes he'd even randomly drop by my house and drag me out to do something he wanted to do that very moment.

All of the news just makes me want to cry, so I'm sharing a good story from today. This little chickadee who I babysit for sometimes (she's four) and I were out getting hot chocolate today. Chickadee was holding her Elsa doll (of course), and the older lady behind us saw it and asked her if she wanted to grow up to be…

"Traveling band of strippers" sounds like a twist on the old western. Surely they could have been more creative with the name...

I wasn't able to go, but my friend told me about her bachelorette party and it sounded super fun! Her bridesmaids set up a scavenger hunt/race thing around town. The party split into two teams and each had a list of things they had to find and take pics of (can't think of any examples off the top of my head) and get…

It's not going to work. Find someone "conformist" and don't use the word "HALP." Also while this guy definitely sounds like a prime douche contender, if someone's not in a committed monogamous relationship, it's not a moral indicator if he or she flirts with a million people a day. Sounds like one of those weirdo…