I joined the PTA and some local boards for this reason. People always say that stupid line like, "IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY POLITICIANS ARE RUNNING THE PLACE, THEN GET INTO POLITICS."

ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, DRUDGE REPORT.

That whole AV Club interview is great.

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

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i will smooch your whole face off

i am very interested in this film after this review. i thought it looked...not great, but it seems like the marketing has left out a LOT of the nuance you seem to think the film has, which is very interesting to me.

As someone who strongly believes we need more women and POC directing movies, I'd like to point out that Beyond the Lights currently has a 91% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes so please get out there and support this film written and directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood.

Woah woah woah, that gave us an expression that still holds up today, and more importantly this:

Bitten by a spider and buried alive, never to be seen or heard from again.

I said "Oh, hell no! I thought I had someone down for Whitney." Then I left. Then I realized that I had forgotten my bag and went back. Then I went home and cried.

The first two words of the headline work just fine on their own. Every day. For almost every story.

Rob and I just had the following conversation:

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

My husband had no less than 6 affairs during the course of our marriage (that I knew about), but after discovering 4, it was pretty easy to see the tell tale signs of affair number 5.

Try as I might, the dude would just NOT fess up. I needed to know, because this one was the final death knell of the marriage (just…

Okay, this isn't technically a "cheater" story because we were not exclusive—but it is some lying bullshit, shit-to-the-bull:

Let me regale you with the tale of an ex of mine who I will heretofore refer to as Shitbag.

Shitbag and I dated for about 6 months, fairly casually. His work shuttled him back and forth between Ottawa and Montreal, so he was only in town about half the time, which kept us from getting too serious. Plus, not long after…

When he gave me a watch engraved with the wrong name engraved. He also was stupid enough to forget the special personal card in the box as well addressed to someone else.

I once found out a boyfriend was cheating when I was visited a new friend's apartment for the first time a few days after Valentine's Day. She had on her mantle the exact same card that my boyfriend had given me. We laughed about it when I mentioned it and she picked it up to read to me what her boyfriend had written…