PassTheButter
PassTheButter
PassTheButter

Brilliant. It's like watching a toddler enthusiastically trying to follow along with dancing Teletubbies on the TV. He's so earnestly happy, I could just weep. It's the ninja turtle kicks and punches that really sell it.

There's a lot of awful people in my native land, mostly in Alberta and Saskatchewan, who still buy their albums and go to their concerts. I fear he has an amount of money that could be described as "stupid."

Saint Bearnard, Patron of the Order of Ursine Monks

Aren't we all?

"Oh, I never had to do this with Mufasa."

"NO SERIOUSLY, BEAR. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!"

Done by a traveling tattoo artist who was following Phish through my college town, and knew my neighbor. It's supposed to be a combo of a peace sign, a woman's symbol and...a leaf I got covered up.

I am an owner of 10 rad tattoos and one... that is regrettable. I spent my sophomore year of college studying abroad in Denmark. At the end of the semester, my then-best friend (who was doing the same thing - getting drunk and calling it school - in Norway) and I decided to do a food and drink tour of Italy. Lots of

Sadly, all too real. Maybe that is where they got the idea.

Not mine but good. My brother got a GIANT "Established 1986" across his upper-back between his shoulder blades. Then, in 2006 he was drinking whisky, took off his shirt and was wandering around a parking lot with his whisky bottle. So he see's a a cop and thinks he'd better scram so he turns to walk away and....

It's been a few minutes... come on people...

Wait, seriously, i'm the only one to post a photo? Come on people!

My friend used to tell the following story: "One time I was about to fuck this girl, but she had a bunch of crabs tattooed above her pussy. So I didn't fuck her because how could you fuck a girl with crabs tattooed above her pussy?" Guess which part of that story he later admitted wasn't true? God love him.

I believe Lindy asked for photos?

not my tattoo, BUT:

This is a different kind of tattoo horror story.

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ALL DOGS ARE PUPPIES!

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