lol Paula Patton didn't shoot that video, homie.

You'll note I didn't say, "Boy, I sure do agree with Kelsey Grammer's politics."

I'm sure my biological dad has a bunch of kids. I've never met them or him for that matter. *shrug* Family's are weird, man. Not that they're my family...But not everyone's family is the same!

Meh. My brother found it he had an older half sister when he was maybe 20 and as far as I know they've never spoken or met.

It's a little odd, but her father has five kids by five different mothers, and he may not have made much of an effort to keep the kids in touch with each other.

I can't believe the amount of tragedy Kelsey Grammer's had to endure in his life. It's mind-boggling.

Yes! My partner and I connected over a love of Nintendo. I think I wrote about it here, but his pickup line was "Do you like Nintendo? I like Pokemon!"

No, I am a paleontologist.

mark, I know you're our non-threatening hipster friend, but did you ever consider that umm, maybe this wasn't a serious pick up line?

one time I waz making out with my gf and the phone rang, and dude said 'leave my daughter alone' and my girl said who was that, and I was like ur dad, and she was like my dad's dead. Then who was phone?

mark.shrayber@jezebel.com

1) I am black. There's a picture of me right there.

In the Musical of "Peter Pan," written by Rogers and Hammerstein, (which has nothing to do with the Disney version) the role of Peter Pan is written for a woman. Mary Martin originated the role and Sandy Duncan, Kathy Rigby, and Charlotte D'Amboise have all played it in the past.

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

Are you hanging out inside our office chat room?

This is a poor man's Sheryl Crow.

Is it fashionable to hate on Blake Lively right now? My ex made me watch gossip girl with her all the time and I basically fell in love with her. STOP BEING MEAN TO MY WOMAN.

I'll be mid-commute at 5:00, so can someone ask her if we're seriously not doing phrasing anymore?

LAAANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

After being unemployed for 7 months and moving to a different state in the middle of that, I've finally found a job! I don't start for another two weeks, but I just finished all the hiring paperwork. Feels good, man. Feels good.