WE HAVE A REBUTTAL

Brennenstuhl threw out Heath's allegation that the White Ribbon Campaign discriminates against men, but allowed to proceed Heath's claim that the Argonauts threatened to cancel his season tickets over his complaint.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

For those with jimmies:

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Greg, I'm still trying to absorb this new news. Now is not the time for petty revenge.

Cocaine speeds things up, you can even do the rehab quicker.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

Pretty cool that Peyton wears his uniform out to the club.

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

A four-year-old couldn't do it. So Goodell did.

I'd bet cash money we've already had a president with a tattoo. Dubya probably has some skulls and bones initiation ink on his left ass cheek.