Hey there... it’s been a while. Remember how we used to take out demons at point-blank range? Knocking down a line of zombies with one pull of the trigger?

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare sounds like an action comedy film starring Simon Pegg, Catherine Tate and Timothy Dalton as the boss.

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

Alex: Correct Kathy!

Does this illustration depict a friend you've dropped and can no longer give daps to, or is that supposed to be the ghostly fist of Ol' Honest Abe as he jacks it in solidarity?

"Whooooo! 410! Allllriiiight!"

Hey, kids! Don't ever let anyone tell you there's anything wrong with putting things up your butt! You probably have urges to put objects up your butt all the time, and I'm here to tell you that it's a-okay as long as long as you can check off three things:

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

Fahrenheit XLIX

"While that level of heat can't melt steel, it sure can melt a gameplan."

+19 hijackers

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.