Hey there... it’s been a while. Remember how we used to take out demons at point-blank range? Knocking down a line of zombies with one pull of the trigger?

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

Alex: Correct Kathy!

Does this illustration depict a friend you've dropped and can no longer give daps to, or is that supposed to be the ghostly fist of Ol' Honest Abe as he jacks it in solidarity?

"Whooooo! 410! Allllriiiight!"

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

Fahrenheit XLIX

"While that level of heat can't melt steel, it sure can melt a gameplan."

+19 hijackers

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

Brennenstuhl threw out Heath's allegation that the White Ribbon Campaign discriminates against men, but allowed to proceed Heath's claim that the Argonauts threatened to cancel his season tickets over his complaint.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.