Parson007
Parson007
Parson007

The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

Hardwick's story is great. He walked on as a junior at Purdue the year after Brees lead them to the Rose Bowl. He hadn't played football since 9th grade. He told the defensive line coaches he played linebacker and told the linebacker coaches he played defensive line to cover for the fact he knew little about

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Are you not??

6th grade me is proud of the man I've become.

That's just wrong. Marvel and DC fornication is unnatural.

Fine, but Robin Williams still has to play the genie.

I could see the Audis ganging up on this car much like the Cobra-Kai crew from Karate Kid, or better yet like the pro BMX guys from Rad.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

Did you forget humanity's agreement to pretend this never happened?!

In United States, you ford river. In Soviet Russia, you river Ford.