Parson007
Parson007
Parson007

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Are you not??

6th grade me is proud of the man I've become.

I could see the Audis ganging up on this car much like the Cobra-Kai crew from Karate Kid, or better yet like the pro BMX guys from Rad.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

Did you forget humanity's agreement to pretend this never happened?!

In United States, you ford river. In Soviet Russia, you river Ford.

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

READ MORE, DAMMIT. Read more stuff or I'm totally going to shoot. I can FEEL it.

I know, right? I hate it when Torchinsky comes around and holds a gun to my head and makes me read stuff I don't want to. When I close my eyes, he has Orlove come over here and pry them open. Totally sucks.

Also, what's FOLKING mean? Or FEEK? And FASKING?

No, BIG news day for fake cars.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

Could be, I Just call it as I see it; Im a whale biologist.