I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

OK, that's it, fine him, force him to sell all of his cars and ban him from ever appearing on TV or in print again.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Fans should attend and simply, silently, ritualistically murder Donald Sterling.

I was travelling through the mountains of Colorado with my dad in a Porsche 944. It was our last day and we were making the trek from Boulder to Estes Park and through the Rocky Mountain National Park on Trail Ridge Road.

Because Vagina

I have three boys, I do a lot of plunging. Shit happens.

...how often are you plunging? You might want to consider seeing a doctor.

ESPN has responded with a SportsScience piece, two 30-for-30 films about the incident, and a debate between Skip Bayless and a straw-man about whether shouting "Horn" or using an actual buzzer would make Tim Tebow a better baller than LeBron.

One thing I notice, only one Canadian team in the playoffs

Cycling is a fringe sport here but in Belgium the Tour of Flanders (last week's race) and the Paris-Roubaix (this week's race) are hugely popular. VanSummeren won the Paris-Roubaix a couple years ago, so he is a serious contender to win it. Asking him to sit out the P-R for a year is roughly the same as asking a…

street ball bitch nigga

Fuck em, lets burn it. Nobody could possibly be offended.

Trail of Laughter.

Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.

And there's your 2014 Braves yearbook cover.

You mean the Union flag.