Parson007
Parson007
Parson007

Fight and you may die. Run and you will live. at least awhile.

As a fan of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I also approve.

This is why Abe Froman keeps his crown while we all know that Oscar Meyer made more sausages.

The question wasn't "Has he hit the most home runs all time" it was "Is he the home run king". The answer to the first question is no. The answer to the second question is yes.

Sir, it looks like they need help!

"I clicked on this post and commented to say that I saw this two days ago. As the only reader of Deadspin, I am displeased. Good day!"

hidden the best way I know how

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

"GRRRR! IT MAKES MY SEMEN TASTE BETTER! GRRRR!"

In that Villanova-Villanova matchup, I think I like Villanova. Because there are some serious questions about Villanova, and I think Villanova can exploit that.

NINE!? RAWR outrage that my suggestion didn't make it AND you cut the list shorter than every other day - sincerely, all Jalopnik commentatorists

The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

One hellUVa story.

My initial reaction was "Doesn't everyone know where Marquette is?" Then I had to stop because I realized I was only about 95% sure.