When you hear the phrase "he tore the cover off the ball," you think about a blistering line drive or a towering…
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This is a remarkably well-done reimagining of The Masters in an infinitely more entertaining, putt-putt form. I…
Cycling is a fringe sport here but in Belgium the Tour of Flanders (last week's race) and the Paris-Roubaix (this week's race) are hugely popular. VanSummeren won the Paris-Roubaix a couple years ago, so he is a serious contender to win it. Asking him to sit out the P-R for a year is roughly the same as asking a…
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Fuck em, lets burn it. Nobody could possibly be offended.
Trail of Laughter.
Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.
And there's your 2014 Braves yearbook cover.
AANNNNNNNNNNNNNDD THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE
You mean the Union flag.
As a fan of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I also approve.
This is why Abe Froman keeps his crown while we all know that Oscar Meyer made more sausages.
The question wasn't "Has he hit the most home runs all time" it was "Is he the home run king". The answer to the first question is no. The answer to the second question is yes.
Sir, it looks like they need help!
"I clicked on this post and commented to say that I saw this two days ago. As the only reader of Deadspin, I am displeased. Good day!"
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You're basically God. You can do anything, stop anything. You could institute global socialism or a complete dictatorship. You can end wars. Have fun, and more importantly, get rich carrying tons of equipment up into space to get us out into the stars, harvesting the moons and meteors and other planets and shit.
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