So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

Just straight up title your film "Child Eater." Now, that's hardcore.

Disagree. He could have removed his hand after the chaining, but chose not to, to honor his word. Honesty.

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

"GRRRR! IT MAKES MY SEMEN TASTE BETTER! GRRRR!"

In that Villanova-Villanova matchup, I think I like Villanova. Because there are some serious questions about Villanova, and I think Villanova can exploit that.

NINE!? RAWR outrage that my suggestion didn't make it AND you cut the list shorter than every other day - sincerely, all Jalopnik commentatorists

The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

One hellUVa story.

Calm down, we all wish you the best in filling your open roster spots.

1) 40+

1. Do you have a tattoo of a softball on your ass?

My initial reaction was "Doesn't everyone know where Marquette is?" Then I had to stop because I realized I was only about 95% sure.