OK, so I thought what I needed was puppies. After seeing this GIF I realized what I really needed was Hiddles. Life complete.

True. Here, have another excited puppy.

Does it make me a bad person to look at his hair and know the he is a douchebag even before he opened his mouth?

I HAVE MY HALF-RIPPED SWEATER FROM THE THRIFT STORE AND A TALL BOY OF STEEL RESERVE, but sure same thing same thing.

Ahem, excuse me, paint did not "kill the guy who played the Tin Man." It merely gave Buddy Ebsen an allergic reaction, necessitating his replacement by Jack Haley. I begin to question your commitment to behind-the-scenes minutiae of 75-year-old films, actor Seth Rogen.

Well, Lena, I treat mine with a quiet freakout in the woman's restroom twice a week and it seems to work just fine.

Because they're the original honeycomb hideout

This was both cute & awkward, but there should be a warning on any video in which I will hear the word "moist."

Oh good... yet another person who acts like a douche and then gets rewarded with free publicity for their stupid, vacuous, fart-sniffing blog.

My excuse? I'm lazy.

...we have taken back Ryan Gosling. I repeat, we have taken back Ryan Gosling...

First, they take our National treasure, Tatiana Maslany.

America,

Let's not talk about womens' bodies in a dehumanising way.

I'd be cool if we eliminated the whole "bridal party" business once and for all. I think people don't realize that you don't have to make your friends awkwardly stand around you while you get married.

This might be their stupidest argument. My senior year of college, this passel of anti-choice drongos that calls themselves the "Genocide Awareness Project" or some such stupidity was demonstrating/holding a forum on campus (with big, full-color posters that multiple people said triggered them), and after they made…

And here's a picture of me taking anything a guy named "Jim Bob" says seriously:

I'm holding out hope that at least one of those kids will run off to art school and have a nice life far away from the family.

And Dee dancing with the inflatable man!