My guess is some kind of sinister plot that involves bringing them to life eventually using magic or some kind of mad science. Don't worry though, I have a strong suspicion that fire will very much be their weakness.

"I don't understand why everybody is giving me the side eye and slowly edging away! Don't you want to hear about mercury in tuna???"

You can pretend you're a giant who has just successfully raided a pie shop. I do that with tiny bottles of liquor sometimes :)

Y'know what? That response has its merits too :)

"Oh, a passive aggressive compliment. Funny, I don't feel that I want to work harder to get a real compliment from you next time, I just want to burn you alive with my laser vision. You are lucky it is on the fritz today sir, or you would be one crispy critter."

Yogurt has its place, but it is not really a dessert. It's more of a breakfast or lunch food. Those little "dessert" yogurts are just trying to hard y'know? They will never be the desserts they so desperately want to be. They are just pudding cups for grownups who want something sweet, but also regular poops.

You are right about that!

Eew If that was meant to be a pick up line I feel sorry for him. It can't be working out too well for him.

Cheesecake is so good, even if it's the grocery store kind! You just don't win friends with foodshaming.

Oh I will, no worries there :d

Hah! And there was a curious run on cheesecakes that evening, all out of pure spite/solidarity, and it was delicious. Hahahah!

If I could share mine with you, I would! I have so much!

The food police are everywhere and always work undercover. If I had a pan of brownies, I wouldn't have had to leave my house to get cake. Way to be prepared!

So, I went to the store to get a cheesecake a little while ago, because I reeeeeeally wanted some cheesecake. It's not for anything special, I don't really deserve any cake, but I have never let that stop me from eating cake, or anything really; I just wanted cake is all. So I'm at the store, poking around in the…

What? You mean they don't teach you how to drop it like it's hot in ballet class?

It's never too late for this song.

Truer words have never been spoken.

It's harm reduction for non-smokers, and more research needs to be done regarding their safety for the person doing the e smoking. Maybe they are not as bad as a regular cigarette, but they still aren't really good for you, or even benign. They are loaded with nicotine after all. They way that they are advertised and…

Actually, there is the possibility that ecigs are also pretty bad for the people smoking them, or at least not as safe as the advertising and assorted hype make them out to be. I mean, they are still full of nicotine, which is still a poison and still ragingly addictive and not good for you. The difference is just…

And pigs have it so hard already, what with all the bacon fetishism that is going around.