I don't get the point of any sport, but hey, chase those balls and score those basketgoals athletes. Go Team!

Maybe on a flyer for a parent teacher barbecue or a church rummage sale, for everything else people would prefer if you just kept the font simple and uncluttered with colour and unnecessary capital letters.

You could be forgiven for thinking Jaden is actually one of those wrinkly-foreheaded aliens from Star Trek.

Editing my Bible to include #4 because that book needs a little more real-world advice.

I usually can't watch these things without feeling uncomfortable and/or bored, but I love this. Andy Samberg is delightful!

I think it's safe to say that if someone is going around burning down houses in remembrance of 9/11, the subtleties of all the different countries/ethnicities in the Middle East are beyond their comprehension.

#togethernessforassholes

Which is the one owned by Donald Trump?

The racism being directed towards her on Twitter has nothing at all to do with her fat shaming the previous Miss America. I can be disgusted with the hate being directed towards her for winning Miss America while being not white, and at the same time disapprove of how she talked about another woman's body type.

Yeah, once you cross that line and start to hurt other people, particularly if those people are under your care and helpless, you become an asshole. Maybe you are harming that child because you are are suffering from mental illness, but you're still an asshole because you drugged a child and told him/her that they…

And some of them are drugging their own children's food too! That's the worst, not even the just the lie of "you're really sick and you could die" but drugging a child's food so they will feel sick or exhausted, and believe it that they really have cancer, that is disgusting. This will have a huge impact on their…

I think my dad actually did wear shorts like that, like when he was on vacation or on weekends in the summer. Just the one pair, cut down from old jeans. He wore em' with socks and he wasn't making any point at all except it's the summer, the weekend is here and the slacks are coming off! Whitest legs I have ever…

Sorry, but you aren't owed any consideration by me. You are all up and down this cellphone thing letting me and everybody else know that we are WRONG about how we view our cellphones. Only your way is the right way to remain in contact with your workplace, and live frugally, everybody else is throwing money away on…

On the bright side, with you at home all the time, you aren't inflicting your miserable, arrogant personality on other people, so good job on that anyway. The rest of the people thank you for your consideration.

Excuse me, but you have no idea what you are talking about. You are being extremely arrogant about how I or anyone else should be living their life. Really, you don't deserve an explanation, but I'll give it a shot anyway in the hope that you aren't a complete troll.

What? No, he still looks okay. He's what, fifty something now? He looks pretty good for fifty something.

I bet he's internet savvy the way my mom is...so not especially so, but he's trying right? That's what counts. Never stop being weird Prince.

That is the best tweet I have ever seen.

The 90s are back and they are not leaving her side.

Oh my god, do kids these days not know who George Costanza is? Has that become an obscure reference? Am I that old? I thought Seinfeld was in permanent and continuous syndication somewhere on TV!