I don't want to make a scene, hahah, please don't make this into a thing. Please go away, I don't want this, and I don't want the attention this is getting me. Go away please!

Oh but French or Italian culture is different from American (or Canadian). They kiss hello in Europe, that's what the culture is there! Of course, people kissing hello in France or Italy are kissing people they are already friends with, not random strangers they bump into on the street, so it's not even a cultural…

So many sorrys. I'm sorry that I don't want you to have my phone number complete stranger. I am also really put off by the lack of even a please. It's just "Give me your number"

And grabbing onto their hands trying to pull them closer. If it were on a street late at night, I think a lot of groin kicking, pepper spray in the face would be happening, but because it's in a hallway in broad daylight, filled with other people somehow it becomes more complicated, and it shouldn't be complicated at…

Oh the nervous laugh, because you don't want to make a scene right? As much as I sit here and watch these videos and think of all the stuff I would say to these guys about how totally inappropriate this is, I would probably be so shocked and weirded out that the only thing that would come out of me would be a nervous…

Never be independent ladies, how could that ever go wrong?

Like the guy who does the voice for those hilarious True Facts videos on YouTube. That guy has the perfect nature documentary voice.

The butt monster men are definitely getting worse, but then, when the bar for bad ideas is pushed higher, you really have no choice but to try and surpass it.

Just as God intended! Don't worry trapped ladies, if your domestic situation is hellish, you only have to stick with it until you die afterwhich God will probably reward your pious obedience to His will with heaven. Probably.

And don't forget, there is never an age where a young woman can be trusted to make good choices for herself no matter how she is raised. Even the most self-confident, teetotaling young woman will break down into a drunken harlot who practices witchccraft when confronted with peer pressure and people of different…

Like, all of it? Every time?

More snow zombies, less salt and slush ruining my boots please.

Looking at spring clothing as summer comes to an end is kind of bumming me out guys, especially these dresses because they're so light and airy. I know that's just how fashion weeks work, but it's still a drag because winter isn't even here yet, but it's coming, and it's going to be so loooooooong :(

And the Skittles walrus, although some people did get a little upset over that...

I have never met a person who liked Two and a Half Men who wasn't a total asshole. Now, I'm not saying that only assholes like Two and a Half Men, but my own personal experience has yet to offer up a decent, cool human being who enjoys that show. What I think is, maybe it's not just because that show attracts…

I have enough self respect that I don't need to look to my clothes for extra, maybe it's different for you though.

Ugh, the fact that there are also whole affairs to go along with the promise of purity and the ring is just skin crawlingly awful. Like creepy little nightmare weddings.

You don't have to take the dress off though, just the underwear :D

And you are just staring into her back wishing you could kill her with the power of your eyes.

All I saw was the gif, and I thought the story was going to be that he did it like that.