Be honest, are some of these feminists you know made of straw?

If it has Sean Bean in it...maybe.

What I can't wrap my head around is how angry and self-righteous she gets about the racism of other people. She is shocked and offended at Aaryn's racism and the stuff Aaryn is saying in front of the cameras, as though she herself is unaware that there are cameras recording all the racist stuff that she is saying.…

Ooooh those cornrows. Why? Just why?

I don't know about those brands in particular, but every teen guy's store in the mall had a few versions of it while the look was hot. The last Sears catalogue I leafed through had some lovely examples, but it was from 2010. I think they all went to the men's section of Value Village.

Shhhhh! You'll give them ideas!

A while ago all the teen boys had those graphic T-shirts with ugly, too-ornate dragons coiling around columns of flames, and skulls with crap coming out of the eye sockets and all of it littered with Chinese characters and faux-tribal designs, and it was my least favourite teenage look. I will take baggy-ass pants…

I know a lot of teenage boys who love them some Nickleback so yes, this very much.

It's got too many nooks and crannies for crud to get stuck in, plus the obvious ugliness of it.

The one on the far right looks like an evil android so...maybe?

I better be making a lot more than minimum wage if my employer is going to dictate what colours my hair and nails should be.

His perfect woman is actually a clothes press, he was being really specific about those shirts getting ironed.

You have inspired me! From this day forth, I will not consider a marriage to any man who has not built a pillow fort for me. A tree fort will also work, but that shit better be safe. I don't want to scrape my ass on some rusty nail and have to get a tetanus shot.

I for one am grateful that the same people who get the dumb idea to chant dumb shit like this also have the same inspired idea to capture the moment on film and tell the world. Thanks idiots, please keep up the good work!

And then you have to change the sheets. So basically, it's just a big fucking chore.

Uh, his long lineage includes politicians, not scientists, duh.

And a noble line it is, full of bathtub moonshiners and carnies and such! Why, your family has been spreading sawdust on the vomit of nauseated children since your grandfather was a lad. You have your technique down to a science, with no clumping or wastage of sawdust to be found. Your father was able to spread that…

Oh, but ladies are just vessels you know, like a tupperware container, but one that can grow a fetus into a baby. Apparently there are no biologists among this noble lineage of chefs and politicians.

Or burping! Or farting (probably), so some of us extra gassy ladies are doubly safe!

I am full of distrust for any single human being that refers to him or herself as a "brand", it's pretentious and annoying even in very famous people.