I don't remember being concerned about razor blades in the slides, but I totally fell for that "this pool has a special chemical in it that, if you should decide to pee in the water, your pee will react with the chemical and cause the water to turn a telling shade of blue or purple around you so that everyone will…

He is being sooooo patient with her. Stop interrupting him Courtney, he is wise, and he is trying to give you good advice. Let him speak.

It's almost like guys don't want to get head at concerts. This sort of slut-shaming bullshit is thinning out the pool of ladies who might potentially be willing to do that for a dude because it seems like fun. Maybe give the lady who is willing to blow you in public a little more respect hmm? I think you owe her that,…

Except that the message from the son is in the shape of a bullet, hardly a positive thing no matter how strong your heart is. Why does the message of coming out have to be shaped like something that is designed to wound and destroy?

I ruined my favourite shirt that way. Rookie laundry mistake, and it came out such a splotchy, uneven pink that I couldn't even pretend that it was just a regular pink shirt. If I had children, I might disown them for that, or disinherit them anyway. That's right hypothetical child, you have lost out on three…

I hope that works out for you.

Whatever you say buddy, I weep for your pain.

Seriously though, job searching is the worst, so I wouldn't judge.

Not if you buy them at the dollar store!

Okay this probably makes me a vicious beast of a human being, but if my soon-to-be ex boyfriend demanded I take a pregnancy test in front of him (because my word can't be trusted...?), I would do so squatted on top of his bed or something. That kind of disrespect calls for a primal level of retaliation.

Um, I wasn't under the impression that this is what we were doing. Don't we all kind of know what a troll is by now?

The actions of a few women buying and selling fake pregnancy tests off of Craigslist do not discredit all women. Assuming you are a guy, do you feel the need to defend your entire gender over the actions of a few guys buying weird shit off of the internet? Do you really want to open that can of worms? Because for…

I too think we should hesitate to judge any group of people based on what it's creepiest or dumbest members are trying to buy off shady corners of the internet.

Craigslist, the one stop shopping destination for all your ill-advised schemes.

What else on earth can your soak with pee and get then post on Facebook for the congratulations of your friends and family?

If you can't fabricate your own fake positive pregnancy test, you don't deserve an internet.

Stay classy Aaryn I guess.

Worst place to have a rash ever. No! I'm not scratching my bum to be gross, I have allergies!

I always figured it was the kind of cosmetic bleach people use for their hair (not a cotton ball dipped in Clorox or something), and then I watched the video and yeah, it was lemon juice, so I guess that's better. I mean, it's still awful because you're sitting with a cotton ball soaked in lemon juice clenched in your…

Maybe it's darker because of shadowing? Like from your buttcheeks?