Hope he likes waking up in the morning to the smell of catbutt, and I hope he likes waking up because he is suffocating on that catbutt.

That kitten is eventually going to find out where that air is coming from, and then it will go right for the face, and that YouTube video will be a lot less squee.

I still sometimes picture a portly man with a monocle, a fancy suit, and a top hat when I think about rich old white guys. I mean, the term "fat cat" had to come from somewhere right? Like besides from actual fat cats. That guy from Monopoly, he's a little chubby isn't he? Of course he's a dude, so I guess that's…

Va-va voom! That dress looks sparkly. I don't think I'm going to look that good at 60.

I love talking about my dog! I usually don't like talking to people I don't know, but if someone wants to say hello to my dog and ask me about her, I will cheerfully tell you everything you need to know about terriers, some of the best little dogs there are.

I know, it's not even like there's another person there; just a single, buzzing, black hole of a camera lens that he refuses to break eye contact with. Ughh.

I saved so much time and water this winter by not shaving my legs, it was wonderful. Bonus: I kinda looked like a hobbit, additional bonus: under all that hair, my legs remained smooth and moisturized. I miss my hairy hobbit legs and feet :(