Va-va voom! That dress looks sparkly. I don't think I'm going to look that good at 60.

I love talking about my dog! I usually don't like talking to people I don't know, but if someone wants to say hello to my dog and ask me about her, I will cheerfully tell you everything you need to know about terriers, some of the best little dogs there are.

I know, it's not even like there's another person there; just a single, buzzing, black hole of a camera lens that he refuses to break eye contact with. Ughh.

I saved so much time and water this winter by not shaving my legs, it was wonderful. Bonus: I kinda looked like a hobbit, additional bonus: under all that hair, my legs remained smooth and moisturized. I miss my hairy hobbit legs and feet :(