I would like her to hang out, maybe go shopping, some lunch, troll some people. Maybe to a party with all of my GOP neighbors.

The next major storm should be named Daniels. If not, we riot.

A porn star is more articulate and thoughtful than the president of the USA.

I fucking love this woman.

But apparently she is. I fucking LOVE that a woman who has seen this asshole’s dick is the one who will bring him down.

It’s pretty clear at this point that Trump fucked (and fucked with) the wrong woman.

She may not be the hero you need America, but she’s definitely the one y’all deserve. Woman has ovaries of steel!!

Stormy aka Stephanie is a world-class modern day shero and people like Meghan McCain should be ashamed of themselves for asking her condescending questions like she did today on The View.

The president of the USA is being successfully trolled by a porn star. 2018 yo.

she was EXTREMELY problematic when it came to issues of race and prejudice

It’s sad that she died and there will be lots of glowing articles about her in the coming days.

and the jaw.

Co-signed. Capability & intelligence are amongst the things that make a person attractive to me. His comment (paraphrased here) that he doesn’t care how many cases his opponents have gone up against, that he cares who they beat also goes a long way to increasing his attractiveness.

I’m weirdly attracted to Avenatti.

True. Not even my type but for some reason. Yes. Yes I would.

I’m weirdly attracted to Avenatti. I think it’s his eyes and the fact that he’s recently divorced (therefore available-ish?). And the fact that he’s willing to stand up to Trump without holding back.

Fuck. 27 years old? Her quotes make her sound like she's a 17 year old hipster brat.

Just ew, what a brat.

Being from Oklahoma she should seriously know better. I must be feeling extra sensitive today because my blood is boiling.