Strangely enough, this would have made the damn thing funny and enjoyable.

Yes, but it's not supposed to be "servicable." It's supposed to be heartbreaking and tragic.

What's with that background? Has the artist never seen an actual Warhol?

It appears, for Jezebel readers, that Hillary's top is hideous. However, to the demographic of women she most scares, that top will be all the rage.

Mine, 7 yrs old, asked me to price some jet packs for him after I told him that I would not allow Santa to give him one. Sure, let's give the 7 yr old boy a $130,000 jet pack. That's bound to go well.

In Florida, you can mail letters to Santa without postage. You have to take them to the post office and drop them in the Santa box. They get delivered to Christmas, Florida and then Santa writes you back.

I have a 7 year old son whose best friend is an 8 year old girl. They both love the new Lego Friends. They come with treehouses and kitties and are quite engrossing.

I feel it should be mandatory to point out that the celebration of "Christmas" on December 25th was actually the Catholic Church's attempt at eradicating paganism. The solstice was co-opted for Christ's birthday since the people wouldn't give up the solstice, they just combined them. We didn't get our current calendar…

The first time I saw Bing and Bowie, I was high as a kite and swore it was a hallucination.

Happy Hanukkah, go take a bath (cuz filthy comes off) and let's all celebrate FESTIVUS! A time when all people become festive for any reason they wish.

I agree. I felt like Gale loved the Katniss that he wanted her to be and that Peeta actually loved who she was.

Damn straight. We ARE like that. I just explained white privilege to a man almost 60 years old. He was fucking amazed. So yeah, we are like that and we don't even see it.

Hot damn!!! From now on, I am the collective age (or age of the collective) 33 !!!

No offense, but YEA!!!! I am 48 and was feeling ancient.

Wow, this gave me all the feels and I like this version WAY better than the original.

I love you. I have carried the shame of the bible paper joint for years. Thank you for the free therapy.

Well said. We should remember that we are women first, nationality and ethnicity should come after. As this wonderful woman has shown, solidarity among women can and will change the world,

Incredible

I thought the exact same thing. Looks just like her dog. And we know that because she takes really, really cute pictures of her dog.

The little dickens and donating the dong did it for me. GREAT Article~!!