Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

It’s funny that you say this, because I was listening to NPR in the car and my nine year old son said of Trump’s administration taking on the Anne Frank Center “That seems like a really bad idea”.

It’s called the “no make-up” look.

Hey! I heard that Trump is so, so excited to meet this Fred Douglass guy who is doing just great work, fantastic work. Can’t wait to meet him. The staff having some trouble getting in touch, maybe Ben can help with that.

Yes, truly in the year 2017 we are at a high-water mark for recognition of Frederick Douglass.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Maybe there’s a reason the first person you found to agree with your position was an antifeminist, anti-trans, regressive asshole.

Let me tell you a story about an old white guy from Long Island who teaches at a middle school in Queens. Four years ago, there was a little black girl in his class who was his favorite student. Her average was consistently a 95 or above in that class, just one year after a sudden move and an ill parent meant she…

It’s funny, because my husband alleges that I generally shout, “I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING,” right before I flail blindly and make a giant mess of home repairs.

Don’t worry, guys. America knows what it’s doing.

Who the fuck is Don, and why is he beating people with his penis?

I hate to be this way but i really wish Thandie could say that my penis was beautiful.. She has never gotten the due she deserves as an actress and a beauty.

But the Brawny paper towel guy...

Button your fucking coat, buffoon. Your lucifer’s tongue tie is flapping everywhere.

Its a movie that plays into old harmful stereotypes about people with mental illness being dangerous? Him becoming a super villain with powers doesn’t really make it any better?

GS Promise:

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.

Jesus christ your comments sound 1) homophobic and 2) racist.

No doubt he’ll make a modest proposal.

While nobody’s debating that Leo’s a douche, including Leo himself apparently, people who try to police the phone use of others are generally assholes.