You have no idea how hard I’m resisting just spamming you with names of Baltimore associated people and fun historic facts e.g. MANY PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW THAT THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS ABOUT BALTIMORE...etc. I feel like I’ve been training my whole life for this.

I love this story so much I’m not even going to correct your spelling of Bawlmer. ;)

When I was in high school, the thing my parents were most proud to show to whomever I was dating at the time was the photo in our family album of the two of them at some film festival in Bal’more, with my dad beaming between Waters and Divine. My dad also proudly recounted how he would visit Edith Massey’s junk shop…

Move to Baltimore! He’s a staple around town and I’ve yet to meet a person who’s had a bad encounter with him. He was very nice to my sister as she checked out his groceries.

I yearn to be friends with John Waters more than anyone else I could name.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

“ emotionally described being left out of her child’s transition process:”

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

Next up: “sheriff’s stars”.

When it became one of the best selling games of all time #Myst

Really? Because my former boss and good friend is a Holocaust survivor who was successfully hidden with a Catholic family but his parents and siblings were all killed in Auschwitz. My boss rarely spoke of his past, but one time he gave me a copy of his parents’ arrest papers to look at. He didn’t say anything as he…

America will. There are vulnerable people here who might not.

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

Nope, only children judge things before they’re even produced. The movie production started yesterday you TWIT. Grow up.

I’d be surprised if those people had ever actually read A Wrinkle in Time.