Maybe its Kanye West nude with an elaborate hat that looks like a woman. The man is a fashion trend setter.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

How about dudes control access to their penises? If they stop letting us hussies jump on the peen so much, there wouldn't be so many unwanted pregnancies.

Oh that's funny. Rapes never happen to married people. I'm sure fewer people having sex would definitely mean less people taking it by force.

Dear Powers that Be at Jezebel:

And I think the rich should pay their taxes, but that just me crazytalkin'.

You know what Rand Paul? I am gonna have some extra sex this week just for you. And every time I come I am going to shout how much I love living in a welfare state. Who's with me?

Hiring Kyosuke To Write About Trans (and a lot of other) Issues: You're Doing It Right

You gave me this once, now I'm giving it back.

Duh. Like I was going to actually post a picture of an animal eating its young. Take a breath.

Meanwhile, across the zoo, Mavis the adult lion devours her first born. Birthdays, right?

GIVE ME YOUR MANAGER'S MANAGER AND ALSO CREDIT FOR A FREE MEAL.

I DON'T GIVE REFUNDS, LADY. DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH A MANAGER?

What the hell! Those big gorillas stole all the fruit off! No one said I had to watch baby Gladys share her damned birthday cake.

DEMANDING FULL REFUND.

Awkward moment: I'm pretty sure my grandma and my aunt are a few slots down from where she is standing.

Yes. Exhibit A: