Working in a record store that also sells CDs has taught me that CDs are not nearly as dead as I thought they were.

Don't hate yourself, that sounds amazing.

That's... less horrifying than I expected.

I love everything about this. So much. More than I can even express in words.

GEL PENS. Gel pens were the shit.

Surge is, for me, inextricably linked in my mind with Jewish summer camp. It was THE drink of that camp.

What a dicksoul.

Jesus you're a dumbass.

I would laugh SO HARD if a doctor told me that.

I imagine this reply was meant for someone else?

Certainly not, like, on exercise equipment. I do like swimming and (easyish) hiking.

Yup. Most people who look at me probably think I'm healthy because I'm thin, but I eat terribly and get barely any exercise.

plenty of thin people have serious diet-related health issues like high cholesterol.

I got it every time I went there.

...I love fish sticks.

There's a place in College Park that puts them on bagels, and it's the most disgusting delicious fucking bagel I've ever eaten.

Likewise.

this only applies to people who get regular exercise

Booo... Well, I'll get a hold of it somehow. Nothing can stop me when I set my sights on something Doctor Who related.