Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron

I resorted to posting silly pictures because I don't want to even think about how fucking awful the first one is. But it's REALLY FUCKING AWFUL.

Nope, he's my favorite of the New Who Doctors (though I do love Tennant). Can we share?

Then you'll be a happy, productive citizen and the world will continue to turn on its axis and we'll all get to marry David Tennant, the end.

I would probably wear every single one of these.

I adore him. As well as being hilarious, he's really smart, which I think a lot of people don't expect/know.

I feel like homophobes would be happy about this concept. Like, "great, if we shame them enough they'll just be really productive members of society and not give in to their horrible gayness!"

BASTARD-FACE.

When I first saw this headline my thought was of, like, tattooing your nipples red (shades of Flowers for Algernon?) or putting swirls on your areolae, which sounds TERRIBLY PAINFUL OH MY GOD, but whatever, I wouldn't have a problem with that.

I SEE YOU. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

THAT GIF. I'M IN PUBLIC AND HAD TO STOP MYSELF LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

He did that joke when I saw him live! He said the words "cunt" and "vagina" are too harsh and it should be called a "falalalalaa."

I started thinking about how I would describe myself if I had taken part in this, and got really sad when I realized how hideous the sketch based on self-description would look. Even in the context of knowing what the project was about and being aware of these kinds of self esteem issues and how shitty they are.

That was my immediate reaction to the picture. It looks like something out of Criminal Minds.

I'm pretty sure Fred Rogers was the anthropomorphic personification of the concept of "good."

Eh, they're big enough to freak me out. It's relative to what I'm used to, which is little garden snails.

This is my face.

This is the first thing I thought of.

Hate you.

Yes, you can and should teach that that, but this is not the way to go about it. I mean, I guess it is one way you could do it, but it's a fucking awful way.

You can teach kids about the Holocaust without having "Pretend You're A Nazi Day."