Well, he was pretty snazzy.

My nerdy self just has to ask: what's the Doctor Who character?

That would make my life.

Doctor Who geekery should never be curbed.

Knowing it's real makes it scarier than any horror movie. I am so creeped out right now.

Awesome, I now have an excuse for being really lazy and getting almost no exercise.

Maybe Jessica Simpson is a Doctor Who fan? Maybe? No?

Practically everyone I know loves Arrested Development. What the hell is Doug talking about?

Um, yeah. Agreeing with everyone else on this one. I watch a lot of English TV and read/study a lot of English literature, and I'd never presume to say something definitive about English culture or language like that. Fiction, especially TV, does not give a full view of reality.

Everyone on earth should hate Jay Leno.

HA. I do talk to my cat, but it hasn't gone the other way 'round yet.

I enjoy the fact that the comment I've made on Jezebel that I have gotten the most responses to is about cat butts.

My cat is old and can't clean herself as well, and she's a long-haired cat. BAD COMBINATION.

Ooh, that's terrible; I feel for you. I hope you can clear up her problems!

I've had a good deal of ratties in my lifetime, and I never thought their butts were cute either. I guess I just don't see the appeal in animal butts?

They really are. And I say this as a cat lover.

No. No. Cat butts are gross. Cats have "anal glands" that release gross-smelling stuff. And they always insist on putting their smelly butt in your face when they lie on you.

I'm so glad someone else said it so I can come out and say "me too." Everything about her and her situation is just incredibly bizarre. I can't look away.

Also, the owl was perfectly fine. The way it looks like it's just chillin' in there is pretty entertaining.

If that's true, I'd probably get my mom as well. I'm not going to bother to try it, though.