Exactly. Although I somewhat prefer the Brontës (all three; poor Anne gets no attention), I love Jane Austen too.

It's my favorite book and I feel like I'm going to be skewered if I say that I do think it's romantic. It's not that I'm blind to the fucked up aspects of the relationship, but I kind of love their love anyway.

I'm uncomfortable about the hair. :\

I thought that was unfortunate, too.

Okay, I've recovered, and I'd like to present you with this as thanks: Alan Rickman in 1978, in tights.

I... I just... oh my god... I... I can't even...

My main takeaway from this Dirt Bag was the fact that there is someone in the world named "Blanda Eggenschwiler." I have now found a name that makes me laugh more than "Benedict Cumberbatch."

My dad and I once tried to hate-listen to Rush. We didn't last more than five minutes.

That is absolutely ridiculous.

I'm young and it makes me sad too.

This is one of those things where I legitimately cannot tell whether I think it sounds awesome or terrible.

Now every time I take the DC Metro I'm going to be side-eyeing every twenty-something dude I see.

That is the perfect way to put it.

I feel the same way. It's like, oh cool, this is bringing attention to important issues for young women! I would never ever play it because it sounds boring as hell and will likely be terrible!

I'm not PMSing, and I want the cake, not the dude.

I stared at it for way too long. It made me a little dizzy.

I was so confused when I first read this headline.