Paradise
Paradise
Paradise

I filled out a survey on SportsCenter five hours earlier and specifically called out Flores’ Twitter battle with Nick Young as the type of shit that has made it unwatchable. God forbid they showed sports highlights; ESPN is the MTV of sports nowadays. Anyhow, thanks for the prompt response ESPN.

At :30 seconds I was pretty sure I was watching a fat Peyton Manning throw a baseball but then at :52 he threw a perfect spiral. Now I can’t decide if I’m watching Peyton from the past or from the future.

This is terrible fucking Kinja.

This is good Kinja … you're with me.

This is so stupid …

Guilty until proven innocent, right?

This deserved more stars than 2.

Welcome to Deadspin ... now get out.

Welcome to Deadspin ... now get out.

The words “pro” and “Ultimate Frisbee player” should never be placed next to each other.

Welcome to Deadspin. Enjoy your stay.

I GET IT. IT’S BECAUSE HIS COMMENT IS THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD KINJA.

Stay the hell away from my toilet you lazy shit.

This is good Kinja.

Cool story about a team’s fans that weren’t even mentioned in this story.

Is “dumb” a synonym for “best”?

I SEE WHAT MOE DID THERE ... and I wish I hadn’t.

Probably the same twit who approved that garbage piece you wrote about the "hardest working rapper."

*Raises index finger to lips*