Seeing as the labels on the shelf all say "Trader Joe's" I'm going to go with Trader Joe's.

It did not helps me. :(

Why are the pretty ones always so dumb? Here, let me fix it for you:

THE JOKE IS FUNNIER WHEN YOU EXPLAIN IT.

Force out at second with a runner on first ...

Why are they dribbling the ball with their hands? Shouldn't they be kicking it with their feet?

And this might be the dumbest, most un-insightful comment Kinja could have promoted.

Thanks Denton!

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#LOLFINS

+3 points.

+1

That's delightfully good.

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Well at least this byrd didn't fly headlong into the glass when she didn't realize it was there.

... and it's a fantastic joke!

I'm skeptical of this "pants and tits" demand as it does not finish with "or GTFO".

Corgis playing tetherball? Corgis playing tetherball.

Thanks, I needed that.

+ 2 cups cooked.

I'm pretty sure you did something in the past though that warrants us jumping all over you though ... 'cause you know that's how this works I think.