and when they're done testing electronics they can test out the next version of the a-bomb on it.

Will she be covering the Twins? I sincerely hope not.

I canceled a couple months ago.

I'm now up to two things that make me feel feelings: The Colon-O-Meter and cutting myself!

... at which point Colon, in the throes of his monomania, tried the third-to-first pickoff feint.

Alyssa you have a great deal of power and yet you don't seem to be wielding it responsibly. To tear into this innocuous individual in front of millions of readers is pretty deplorable.

if ever there was a time for someone to reply with just "this", now is that time.

it's glued to his giant fucking balls.

wow this looks fun. where do i sign a waiver to do this? :)

Detractors: Like it's Gizmodo's fault that your party is crazy ...

you're right, i should have waited for him to shoot himself first.

the irony of course being that the post contains three paragraphs worth of reasons why you shouldn't fire a gun in the air.

Ahh, yeah 300m of incline doesn't sound fun. I wonder how "taught" the rope felt underneath him and how wide it actually was.

i thought it was a 1000m? either way, let us not forget the wind.

100% correct.

damn you commenting system, let me promote the f***ing post!

man you would have hated the original 1:30 video then; the last 45 seconds you didn't see was him pistol-whipping his son repeatedly.

this is what i believe as well.

No, but I did read it in the third sentence ...

yes.