Paradise
Paradise
Paradise

the word that i believe you're searching for is "spawning."

"Give that man a coat hanger."

That's why you get extra spicy ... then the shit just flows.

As someone who enjoys the occasional comma and period, your sentence leaves me feeling nauseous.

haaaa!

no Scott, necessity is the mother of invention ... not boredom. i'm bored out of my f*cking skull right now and i'm not inventing squat right now.

it was either you or me and i'm glad it was you.

how is it that a story about pirates somehow manages to avoid planking?

I would hope that the ":P" would be an indicator that I'm joking. I actually agree with Jesus as opposed to Mat ... although I do understand where Mat is coming from.

I couldn't agree more. He's too powerful to be interesting.

Will Mat Honan be writing the rebuttal to your argument Jesus? :P

voting with your feet is a last resort ... not a first.

if you're a guy and you're being passive (i.e. not contacting anyone) than there's your problem. as compared to men reaching out to women, women rarely reach out to guys. you'll find that online or offline. go in with confidence, talk to women you're interested in and if you get 1 out of 10 you're doing damn well.

so you're honest but now you want to lie yourself in to meeting people? go out and take a toastmaster's class or join some other creative club; don't fabricate who you are to a bunch of people.

perhaps this is a splinter cell as their handy-work suggests that they did it for the "lulz".

i'm going to go with "dreams" ... as in "they were making dreams happen."

also sounds delicious.

sounds delicious.

What rebuttal is needed? It's just a stupid font ... get a life.