i wouldn't hire you because you don't appear to have a sense of humor. your interactions with others are just as important as your ability to write code all day long.

do you have an office in St. Louis?

add this to the long list of why i pity anyone who wants to be or is an actual teacher.

no at first.

Fuck you Allen. You only do three things now:

you do have the wit of a trekkie don't you? perhaps you'll find the io9 community is better equipped to handle your jokes.

um, ok. what exactly do you think "Salmon" is? both dictionary.com and i think it's a "yellowish-pink".

while you can't fix the pink shirt the kid could have at least carried the bag messenger/bauer style instead of like a purse. :\

this could be a new business model for the building: come top-rope the world's tallest building!

Firefox gets a 97 on acid 3. I'll give you 100 bucks if you can tell me which ones it fails and where you see them used in your everyday browsing. acid 3 at this point tells you nothing about any of the browsers. 95 vs 97 vs 100 is no difference at all and i wouldn't recommend the ie or ff teams waste their time…

no, then it would be hard to move the window around. :S

why are you cutting your climber's rope so frequently? i can't tell if this entire post is sarcasm or serious :|

Hysterical and yet "awwwww"-ing as well (who cares if it's real or not? it's well thought out.) Thanks for sharing Rosa.

apparently it was "too soon". he should have cracked some wwii jokes. i hear hitler is all the rage too.

on rare occasions I'm proud of America. on rare occasions I'm proud of humanity as a whole. after seeing this i can say both.

horrifying.

i know nothing about Jeremy Clarkson but i do know something about someone sticking an iPhone three feet from my face. My reaction was similar but instead of destroying his iPhone, i threatened to kick his ass and everyone of his friends' asses if he didn't stop filming me.

never. the cat never wants your attention when you want its so let it figure out how to feed itself.

thanks dude. i couldn't figure out what he was trying to say.

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