Panko
Panko
Panko

Nah, the TP bow didn't use the nunchuk in this way; Wii Sports Resort did. It was button-pointer-button. This sounds like you might not be using the pointer at all.

No kidding. Looks awful.

Agreed. Normal human in a space suit? Total meh.

If you need some hugs (and who doesn't?) I'm fuze9 on PSN, and you can find like-minded trophy boosters on GameFAQs or PS3Trophies.

Same. I've literally stopped right before the final boss during incredible games. Not that I stopped liking it, or even that I lost interest, I just picked up some other game and kinda let it fall by the wayside.

Meh. Maybe that's a Jersey thing. My old roommates pronounced it the same way, and they actually played the games. That being said, it was a pitiful joke.

Whatever happened to that? Was the game released or were those few screenshots all that ever came of it?

This does remind me of those articles that listed upcoming releases for the Wii or DS and asked readers to spot the fake entry. It was not possible!

Ooh! Fringe-y!

Yeah, it's bizarre how widespread this is in rural America. At home, it's like the biggest crime problem. You've got to rewire old homes and warehouses that were crappy to begin with.

I don't see this as a problem at all. It's exactly what I do. Slide the 3D slider up and down during gameplay as needed. And again, even if you hate 3D with a fiery passion, you've got plenty of DS games to play now and plenty of 3DS games to play in the future just as flat as you'd like.

Yes... but as this and other reviews point out - it's not fun. It's not entertaining. This isn't the tasty-but-unhealthy burger, this is a pile of crap being called a burger.

I was really expecting some sort of Kojima-esque absurdist twist, where we reveal that the player was actually plying the PSP version the whole time... upside-down... on a speeding tank. But ah... not so much. Dear Konami PR, this is NOT how you show off a game. Watching this, can you expect anyone to say, "Ooh, looks

That is without a doubt the happiest pig I have ever seen. Godspeed, you dirty piggy.

Please consider what you're saying with a line like "you gals brought this on yourselves." Be aware of the insensitivity of an attitude like that. Don't let your impressions of oppressive political correctness or litigation overshadow decades of mistreatment and marginalization.

Thank you, Kotaku, for publishing this. The misogyny of this game has gone well beyond its digital borders, and while it's gotten its fair share of attention on this site, a direct, personal account like this should hopefully drive the point home for those gamers who still don't see the real social issues with our

About dang time! I know it'd dilute the branding for traditional marketing, but I really wish each depiction of Shepard was different - we never see the same boring Eastender twice. Same armor, helmet, and/or weapon each time, but a real sense of personalization. By all means, same game, just different promotional

Nope. Logitech G5 - little padded top never ceases to impress.

Oh, you'd be surprised - it's what took Duke Nukem Forever so long to get released, and it's why we still haven't seen Half Life Episode 3.