Absolutely loving it, Kamala’s trajectory has been tremendous over the past six years. Can’t wait to be able to play as her in this game :D

Also she’s totally doing that slurping thing with the soda in order to get Bruce to Hulk out lol

Not convinced that that’s how it works.

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

You don’t actually know what an asset flip is.

Cat uses *Cuteness-Confusion*

And sometimes and Easter egg is a cigar.. wait. I think I got this wrong. 

The only reason this exists is to squash the hardware vulnerability that lets people hack the shit out of it.

I think maybe what Dale and Rich are most worried about is the possibility that straight people might realize being gay doesn’t make you inherently interesting.

I could waste my time trying to explain what’s so wrong about this, but I know from my experience here on Jezebel that disingenuously policing the gayness of others is your entire odious schtick and that there’s no point in anyone trying to convince you otherwise.

“These are rites of passage for a lot of gay men, and it fuels many aspects of gay culture.”

Remember when Gawker was run by a gay man who felt like it was his duty to expose every closeted gay man he could find? Seems like maybe Rich misses those days.

Homo here, and holy hell, am I beyond sick of Media Gays and their screeds about who is or is not Gaying the Right Way.

Rich, you are the kind of gay man who makes everyone else in this community feel uncomfortable and unwelcome. The lesbians, the late bloomers, the trans people, anyone who isn’t a white gay man who came out at 18 and immediately fucked off to a big expensive city. 

They need to get it right or pay the price.

I mean I’m SURE some dude is like, “Nuh-uh! You know this scale is real because it’s made with weights and levers and thus is 100% accurate! Not like some digital scale that can just poop out mumbo jumbo!”
Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about these scales being wrong!

The irony of anyone on Splinter giving a crap about journalism is so immense that if it had physical manifestation, it would form a neutron star.

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

Or like how in America bananas are seen as nourishment while in England they are viewed as aerial projectiles to be hurled at black players?

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.