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Indira Varma is the world’s most beautiful woman.

So the man gets to fuck up how the country functions one last time. Fitting, I suppose.

Just doing some problem-solving

I don’t know, they both have an affinity for flamethrowers:

You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

Hell yeah. Despite the “world domination” bit (or, depending on what he’d do with the power, partly because of it), I’d probably love to work for Scorpio.

If you needed a hammock, he was your guy.

The impressive part is how he got the printers to use McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce instead of ink

So the takeaway here is the only thing more obnoxious then Pewdiepie is his fans? Got it.

Did you watch that Todd In The Shadows review too?

“John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich, who requested his servants bring him food between two slices of bread instead of on a plate”.

I take issue with that. We’ve always been this small and terrified. 

I thought maybe she is just trying to get out from under her sister’s shadow....

Manometer. *doo doo doo doo doo* Manometer. *doo doo doo doo* Manometer. *doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

This is a good post HamNo. I award you the highest honor in the Philly land. 

I hate headlines like this. I hate stories like this.

Not liking hummus is a red flag for me. I get more hummus and you are not my friend anymore. I don’t trust people who don’t like it, they tend to be the order-chicken-tenders-at-literally-any-kind-of-restaurant sort of person.