HORSE SNAKE PLANE

Gallows humor was a way for soldiers to deal with the horrors of life (Particularly noted from WWI in the trenches)- not for some dipshit Youtuber to get more views.

Fucking cops. This guy needs to face the death penalty because he murdered an innocent man, yet he won’t cause “blue lives matter” and all that bullshit. You know we’re fucked when cops have their own flag and happily put Punisher logos on their shit. We need to get them back in line now, before it’s too late

There was a guy
An under water guy who controlled the sea
Got killed by ten million pounds of Donkey Sauce
From New York Time Square.

Shhhh... Don’t listen to the bad people.

Porgs aren’t real??

Or, alternatively, “Please stop taking everything I said completely and totally out of context in order to use me as your borrowed authority to shit on a man I really liked working with.”

My personal favorite was:

Let’s play a game called Shutty Uppy

Bring back Low Grav Instagib Facing Worlds.

I don’t know any of your references, but it takes two to sexualize something.

He probably cares what you think about it too

Car guys. Fragile masculinity and feigned expertise collide.

People are literally defending forcing a woman to fuck someone she didn’t want to fuck.

Hi Whitney,

*Looks Mia up and down*

Mmmmm, Arby’s.

Seriously, this. It’s why I bailed on Fallout 4 so early. “I NEED TO FIND MY SON-but this random person needs help getting their cat out of a tree... better do that first”

thanks man, good advice. i will not further attempt to pay my rent.