Accelerated aging, shortened lifespan. 

The Beyhive are Beliebers with even less self-awareness.

WINGA DINGA DINGA DINGA

Or you can just act like a grownup and not care.

Palomas are best with mezcal. That smokiness plays real nice with the grapefruit.

I love Bioware games but I still hate how I have to ignore that the romance boils down to someone in a position of power banging their subordinates which is really not good.

Jez has primarily been living out their FINALLY SITTING AT THE COOL KIDS TABLE DURING LUNCH PERIOD fantasies for years now.

At least the accents were largely consistent, unlike the first game where every character but Altair had something resembling an appropriate accent, while Altair himself just sounded like a bored, modern American.

I just want one of these mini consoles to have libraries that are expandable without modding. I thought the Playstation Classic was a perfect opportunity for this because they could have had what were the memory card slots be a place to plug in flash storage and go HEY MORE GAMES but nope, of course not.

I’m sorry but I grew up watching The Goonies nearly constantly and I can’t see Josh Brolin in anything without imagining him going off a cliff on a small child’s bike.

I often wonder if he was truly more handsome with the beard because of the beard or just because the show in general got so much better from the second season on and I just liked him more after he grew one.

On the one hand yeah I kinda need one in order to look like a complete human being but on the other NOBODY TOLD ME IT WOULD BE THIS MUCH WORK. Because seriously, unless you want to look like a guy who is banned from Gamestop for life, maintaining a beard is like choosing to have a classic car as your daily driver or…

I’m interested to see what this means for Nintendo’s relationship with Nvidia.

A redesign would have ruined what is currently the Aztek’s strongest trait: it’s the ultimate “I don’t give a shit about what you might think of me, look what I drive” car.

I will forever love how this song is based around a Nine Inch Nails sample.

You can’t deny he’s a visionary. He’s already living in a dystopian future.

I mean she more or less just lost her job so I get why she’d be upset.

This reminded me that I need to play Echochrome again.

Alfa's back and the mid-engined Corvette is real. Get ready for the new RX-7, everyone!

I don’t know why you want Torch to stop riding around on top of his meat-suit. He lacks the limbs required to drive a car otherwise.