Imagine being told that your feelings aren't valid, your pain isn't legitimate

I think the collection is awesome. Lingerie is one way to feel attractive or put together, even if "sexy" isn't specifically the goal. I see no reason to wallow in feelings of frumpiness if you don't want to. It's something you would do for yourself. I know far more women who didn't like not being or feeling put…

"What I have learned today is that there are people on Twitter who think in absolutist terms, to an extent I wouldn't have believed possible."

You were texting someone during sex and he didn't notice?

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to…

I KNOW he felt it on his balls.

I love that there are no more details than this.

The only thing I'll even willingly admit here is 4 close friends and I were all engaged in various conflagrations of sexual congress, in the living room, when my roommate came home. He was quite taken aback, and also slightly annoyed, as he had just purchased the furniture we were all fucking on earlier that very…

He's brought several lawsuits against me for having "Raspberry Beret" stuck in my head without his permission.

I know I will, as I intend to pick someone who is blind as a bat without his glasses. As am I. We will be content in our fuzzy reality.

It's code for "You should settle for me now and you have my harping on your looks in 15 years because I'm projecting my insecurities about my own shortcomings on you to look forward to", and tells me pretty much everything I need to know about this dude.

This was on my FB feed this morning. Relevant. http://imgur.com/I9FCTWx

"Are you kidding me?"

Yeah I noticed he said something about not wanting someone who thinks models are too thin, and then right after that something about women who get mad because the media promotes ideals that they think don't look enough like them, and I was like "okay so basically, No Fat Chicks."

Dear arsehole, please note that English comes from England, and British accents are proper phonetic speech, and when you've finished noting that, shove your list up your arse.

This teenager is going to have trouble when he grows up and realizes a lot of adults have stopped caring about this shit.

My deal breaker is never using capitalization.

I have a single deal-breaker (which I stole from John Waters): "If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't fuck them."

"I'm failing to see the problem here."

I only have one requirement on my list.